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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a guy who's great at tying flies? A *master baiter*"

"127 MILLION? How are there 127 million subscribers when the Reddit population is WAY LESS????"

"Hey, girl. Are you a potato? because I'm about to. Mash. You. Up. Oh. You ARE a potato. And a talking potato at that. My meds aren't working"

"Hey, parents of an only child considering having one more, know that I just split an M&M in half. An M&M. In half."

"I just discovered that Australia has a Canada day each year on 26 of May https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Sorry_Day"

"(513): They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real."

"I have a pet tree... It's just like a pet dog, but the bark is quieter."

"Does eating fish makes you dumb? We know that eating fish is supposed to make us ""smarter"", but the only fishes we eat, are the ones ""dumb"" enough to get caught. It doesn't make sense."

"It still makes me sad to think there are people out there who have a favorite Kardashian."

"Do you know the difference between a cheeseburger and a blowjob? Come on. Lets go to lunch. My treat."