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Joke of the Day
"So, two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... *Ba dim tish!*"
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"My Girlfriend & her Ex... My girlfriend wanted me to be more like her ex . . . . . So I dumped her."
"A horse walks into a bar in Area 51 and the bartender asks [punchline has been deleted by the American Government]"
"What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof? You're hired"
"First guy to do anal was very popular... He was much sod after."
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