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Joke of the Day

"Bernie Sanders looks and sounds like the High Sparrow from GoT, but that's an unfair comparison. By next season, Reddit will still remember the High Sparrow."

"I called a suicide hotline today... they do NOT give the kind of advice I was looking for."

"Two guys walking down the street... ...notice a dog licking his balls. The first guy say ""Man, I wish I could do that."" Second guy says ""You should probably just pet him first."""

"Whats long black and stinky? the unemployment line."

"I really liked ""The Force Awakens"". Not everyone did. But we can all agree on one thing. Kylo Ren was willing to do what the rest of us only think when it comes to dad jokes."

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie that was drowning? Because he was too far out, man"

"I bet Martha Stewart knits a really festive sock to wear on her wiener for the holiday season."

"We have to break up. What? Why? It's not Staryu... it's Starmie."

"What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water? A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it."

"What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road? A rackless driver..."