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Joke of the Day

"What does a vegan ghost eat? Supernatural food."

"What is the difference between straight and bisexual? A 6 pack and a backrub"

"bet i can make you wipe your screen"

"Most of us were taught to never get in cars with strangers, so taxi cabs make absolutely no sense."

"Must spend less time with my dogs. Haven't bitten the mailman yet but I am starting to circle three times before sitting down."

"I like to eat a handful of paperclips right before I walk through a metal detector cuz I got all day, pal."

"I know some scientists who worked on LIGO. I am so glad to gravitate around people who make waves."

"Before I get busy doing nothing, I am taking a 20 minute break."

"Why Harriet Tubman shouldn't replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill The new $20 bill will only be worth $12"

"Pulitzer Prize-winner Lois Lane, I want you to meet your new reporting partner, this mysterious stranger who has never held a job before."