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Joke of the Day

"Must spend less time with my dogs. Haven't bitten the mailman yet but I am starting to circle three times before sitting down."

"What do you say when your village gets the Black Death I'm bubon-sick of this plague."

"Me: So, hypothetically speaking, if we were dating would I get any free food? Her: Uh, excuse me? Me: *sigh* #1 combo with cheese, please."

"What does the ""LL"" in LL Cool J stand for? Lickin Lips"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? [NSFW] I can't jelly my dick down your throat."

"Signs that things aren't going well: 1) your gums bleed when u brush your hair. 2) u pray for the demise of the same 6 people every day."

"I thought making cheese was hard. But it was a brie-eze."

"What did the sorority girl say when she couldn't eat another bite of pie? I literally pecan't right now."

"What's the difference between a teenage whore and a Big Mac. One has meat wedged between its buns, and the other's a Big Mac."

"What is the difference between a Caucasian and an Asian? A Cauc."