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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between straight and bisexual? A 6 pack and a backrub"
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"What do you call it when a man uses a Confederate flag as a blanket? A white power nap."
"[Conspiracy Theory] The second Darth Vader slashed off Luke Skywalker's hand, Luke became... ...Hand Solo."
"What do Africans eat for lunch? Ebola soup"
"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Smells like carrots."
"So a Bear Walks Into a Bar... and the bartender says, ""What'll it be?"" The bear says,"" I'll have a drink and a... bag of peanuts."" The bartender says, ""Why the big pause?"""
"Why can't cops eat bacon? Because that would be cannibalism"
"Just spent $243.57 at the grocery store so the check out girl didn't think I was just buying KY and condoms."
"A small village soup chef tried to make a bit of extra money on the side, selling boullion cubes laced with marijuana... It was the laughing stock of the whole town."
"When you say, ""save me some nachos"" and I say, ""okay"" think Rose at the end of Titanic saying ""I'll never let go""..as she lets go."