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Joke of the Day

"Sex can make your day But anal can make your hole weak"

"How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods? Pretty good!"

"My ex was an absolute treasure. By treasure, I mean you will need a map and a shovel to find her."

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. Also, tornados and the dark and everything."

"I told my girlfriend that I am over my ex... I don't have to feel guilty anymore."

"How does the mummy plan to destroy Superman? He's going to lure him into the crypt tonight."

"It's said that if you look directly into Chuck Norris' eyes you can see the beginning and end of all things...... but no one has had the balls to try."

"What is your best orphan/dark joke? This will hopefully be sfw but my have strong words."

"What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies."

"What do you call a wolf that is cautious? An aware wolf."