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Joke of the Day

"Sex can make your day But anal can make your hole weak"

"What do you call a pig that murders baseball players? Babe Ruthless"

"What's the opposite of a Hasidic Jew? A Hbasic one."

"The Bible is a fascinating book It's fascinating how a book with so much sex and violence can be so boring"

"Kellyanne Conway can't receive PDF's in her email so she uses an alternative: Fax"

"Why did 2pac go to the gym? So he could become 8pac. To clarify, my 11 year old niece told me this. Thought this sub needed to lighten up a bit."

"What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro? I falafel."

"What do you do when a blonde girl throws a grenade at you You pull the pin and throw it back"

"Honey, I slept with a stranger tonight. April Fools'. It was your sister."

"ME: On the one hand, I have this weird rash. And on the other hand DATE: ?? ME: It's on both hands, I should probably see a doctor"