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Joke of the Day

"Early this morning I was sitting on the beach wondering where the sun was... then it dawned on me"

"Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain? A: Because it dampened his spirits."

"""I would describe your butt as a 7/10..."" ""...There's a crack and a hole in it."""

"The sign said ""fine for parking here"" And since it was fine, I parked there."

"How do you stop an Italian from talking? Tie his hands together"

"Reddit themed Yo Momma jokes. I'll start: Yo momma so fat... ...her posts can't be upvoted."

"I heard they are digging up Micheal Jackson Gonna melt him down use the plastic to make toys, so little boys can play with him for a change."

"*Gets arrested for making prank phone calls [At Police Station] ""You can make one phone call"" *Dials random # ""Is your fridge running?"""

"What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in? a girl from Jersey."

"Is there an easy way to leave a dance circle or do I have to die here?"