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Joke of the Day

"Why did a surgeon go to prison? His medical license was doctored."

"Today in 1956 the first videotape recording was made. Your mom was young and needed the money."

"The police and a hole. There is a sinkhole in the street and the police are looking into it. Oh yeah, Jerry fell in from looking to closely."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!"

"Socialism Q. Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists? A. because he wanted to help untie the human race."

"What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake? **Hiss**-panic"

"I was thinking about spending $100 to watch the boxing match tonight... But why would I spend money to see Mayweather when I can just look outside?"

"what does a sneeze see after it dies sneezus"

"My ex would always skip a letter when reciting the alphabet... She never said y"

"Growing up, whenever I told my father, 'It's really nice out!'... He'd reply, 'Yeah, I had it out a minute ago, I thought it was great, too!' And so went my childhood..."