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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris."

"A wife asks her husband... ""do you piss in the shower?"" ""Of course"" he replies. ""that's disgusting"" she shrieks ""but honey, I always piss when I take a shit"""

"If life was a RPG and inbreeding was a skill set The royal family would be at the top of the tier"

"Found $0.83 under my pillow. It appears that I still have all of my teeth so now I'm a little worried about what I was paid for."

"The only people who get more concussions than NFL players.. are their wives"

"Wanna hear a joke? Donald trumps presidential candidacy."

"Prostitution work laws If a hooker gets pregnant, can she file compensation for an on the job ""accident""?"

"Your swag is gonna look amazing on that Burger King application."

"I just found out diarrhea is genetic... It runs in your genes."

"What did Jesus say... when he was being nailed at the cross by the jews? Wait till Hitler comes."