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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris."

"Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now."

"Q: Was Jesus delicious?"

"Someone just told me to ""have a blessed day."" What do you even say to someone like that? I just hissed at them."

"Did you hear about the amateur porn actor with the invisible dick? He came out of nowhere."

"Teen smoking is down 35 percent from when I was a kid. Unfortunately, so is teen ""coolness."""

"Who likes debates Defish"

"My grandfather is buried in that cemetery... Boy is he going to be pissed when he wakes up."

"A Rabbi, a Catholic Priest and a Salesman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: ""Is this a joke?"""

"I'm going to tell you a joke about a broken pencil........ Never mind. It's pointless."