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Joke of the Day

"Happy Groundhog Day everybody!!! So put your little hand in mine and there ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb..."

"I'm single for so long My last girlfriend dumped me on MSN."

"That's a nice sham you've got there... It'd be a shame if somebody added an e"

"I went to the doctor the other day.... ... and told him, ""Every time I look in the mirror, I get a stiffy."" He looked at me and said, ""That's because you look like a cunt!"""

"AT&T; always treats me like I have no shirt and no shoes."

"I learned how to talk to animals today.. Now they just have to learn to listen"

"A study was just published that shark attacks happen most often in water. Now I have to worry about the ones that occur elsewhere."

"I went skiing yesterday. I didn't really enjoy it. I got to the top of the chairlift, but it was all downhill from there."

"A woman is doing the dishes when the front door opens... ...and in walks Nicholas Cage."

"putting 'official' in your username to let all of your 37 followers know it's the real you"