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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the dating site for radical jihadists? It's called ""Our Timer"""
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"What's a neckbeard's favourite element? Manga-nese."
"I'm thinking about bottling my own urine and selling it. I'll call it ""I Can't Believe It's Not Bud Light."""
"A scientific joke Q: Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements? A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!"
"What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg? Irene."
"American... .. history"
"When the step kids start talking shit, I like to remind them that I am totally boning their mom."
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. This is always funny because it never grows old"
"Last night I had a dream that I was running and accidentally tripped over my dick... I knew it was a dream because I was running."
"A horse walks into a bar, orders a beer. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" And the horse answers, ""They've started a round of layoffs at the plant."""