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Joke of the Day

"American... .. history"

"How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? (NSFW) He forgot to wrap his Whopper!!"

"Coach Krzyzewski thinks he's playing wheel of fortune... ""I'd like to buy a foul"""

"You know that you have a terrible sense of humor... when you find that click-baiting is funny"

"Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub? Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower."

"Me: I'm going to bed after this episode. Netflix: Hahahahahaha! Sure. Ok."

"When my girlfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo I had to put my foot down"

"Did you hear about the two nuts walking down the street? One was a salted"

"I returned some shorts to Walmart and bought a pizza, with the credit I had received, to share with my wife... She kinda ate my shorts."

"What did little Hitler get for his birthday? His Third Treich."