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Joke of the Day

"Last night I had a dream that I was running and accidentally tripped over my dick... I knew it was a dream because I was running."

"Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there? A: He's the one with a duck."

"What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents? Ice cubes."

"If you factor in ""supply and demand""... she DOES NOT want the D. There is so much D trying to go around, not even the alphabet wants the D."

"The people in charge of hell sometimes visit North Korea just to exchange ideas."

"I like my slaves like I like my coffee. Free"

"She called and said she didn't have anywhere else to go, so I agreed with her."

"Someone once told me my best features were my smile and personality If I don't have a mouth I'm fucked"

"Fidel Castro survived 638 assassination attempts But even he could not survive 2016"

"A good friend will help you move. A great friend will help you move a body."