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Joke of the Day

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. This is always funny because it never grows old"

"I'm pitching a prison dating show called 'America's Next Top Bottom'"

"What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning? She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue."

"I was an atheist Until I found out I was a sex god."

"Wipe that smile off your face :"

"A new type of broom has just been released, It is sweeping the nation."

"DON'T TELL ME THAT PLANTS MAKING THEIR OWN FOOD ISNT AMAZING. THATS LIKE YOU GOING TO TACO BELL BUT THE TACOS WERE INSIDE YOU THE WHOLE TIME"

"I've been really mad at my dad since he died... ...all he's done for the last 6 years is sit on his ash."

"What did the aardvark say to Noah? What do you mean you only brought two ants!?"

"Why did the seamen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning."