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Joke of the Day

"I lost my watch at a party... Saw a guy stepping on it while bullying a smaller dude. I walked up to the guy, and punched him. It's not okay to bully... not on my watch."

"What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA? Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters."

"Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus home' suggested a friend. 'My mother would only make me take it back' Sam said."

"I'm such a slave to the man working on a Saturday night. A drunk slave but whatever. Atleast my e-mails to my boss are hilarious now."

"Roses are red. Violets are....red Tulips are red My garden is on fire."

"Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a tiger wood."

"What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs? An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet..."

"Two elephants are in a bath tub One asks the other ""Pass the soap"". The other one replies, ""No soap, Radio!"""

"I pushed the happy button... ...I just made it depressed."

"No power. Mitt Romney : ""8 Million Americans still have no power."" Obama: ""8 Million and one."""