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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs? An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet..."

"The Indian version of ""How I Met Your Mother""is just a single episode called ""I Met Her At Our Wedding""."

"Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant !"

"You know what's fun to do in Ohio? ... Pack up and get the fuck out."

"Snakes get a bad wrap I mean all they wanna do is hug you to death."

"Snakes are terrifying because they can't trip and fall over shit. No creature should possess such power."

"What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd!"

"Pupil: In other schools pupils get a choice of computers to use. Teacher: You get a choice her too. Use the one we've got or don't use any at all."

"`Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked? Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked? No shirt, no shoes, no service."

"I hope the people that monitor my sleep study tonight like watching a man scratch his taint."