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Joke of the Day

"I'm such a slave to the man working on a Saturday night. A drunk slave but whatever. Atleast my e-mails to my boss are hilarious now."

"What's a blondes idea of natural childbirth? No make-up."

"Why do the birthers...? Why do the Birthers care about where Barack Obama was born (Hawaii, not Kenya) and not where Ted Cruz was born (Canada, not Texas)? Because Barack Obama is black."

"What is a man's ultimate shame? When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!"

"Why do Asians have squinty eye balls? Because Atomic Bombs are pretty bright..."

"what's a slice of cheese's secret fetish? mature. I'll pack up and leave."

"The North Korean Military"

"Fox has cancelled American Idol. From Now on, if I want to listen to bad music, I'll have to listen to Pitbull just like everyone else."

"What do you call a Trump supporter on a Friday night? A bad person"

"Who invented Bull Riding? Hey, I'm gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me."