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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red. Violets are....red Tulips are red My garden is on fire."
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"Hey girl, is your dad a plumber? Because I wanna shit in your mouth."
"Black Lives Matter is protesting the Twin Cities Marathon... ...there must be a huge race issue in America"
"Geppetto: Whew it's a cold one. Pinocchio: Mhmm. G: Fire's running low. P: Mhmm. G: Wonder *sharpens axe* where I could get some wood."
"What did the jews not like about the Holocaust? The caust"
"What's the best thing about dating a homeless girl? You can drop her off anywhere."
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a WWI soldier? A WWI soldier has a reason for shooting himself in the foot."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the Chinese newspaper. Get it?"
"If Trump divorces Melania while in office... Will she rule half the country?"
"If I had a dollar for everytime I had an existential crisis it wouldnt matter because currency is a social construct and life is meaningless."