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Joke of the Day

"Roses are red. Violets are....red Tulips are red My garden is on fire."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take me a minute to get hard - I just got laid by a chick."

"I like my women as I like my classical regression model estimators: consistent, efficient, and fucking unbiased."

"An Indian friend of mine used to hit his wife every night at 7.30... ..on the dot."

"What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods has a better driver"

"flames on the side of your car screams i want small children to think im badass but i want parents to know im not financially stable"

"What's the difference between a pianist and a penis? One tickles the ivories and one tickles the ovaries."

"Why did Michael Jackson invent the Moonwalk? It was a great way to get out of kids' bedrooms unheard."

"Why did the neck bone explode? It was C4."

"If cats could talk, they'd probably yell ""PARKOUR"" a lot."