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Joke of the Day
"How can a woman avoid cleaning, cooking and oral sex for the rest of her life? Grow a penis"
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"My friend is color blind.. So I had to ask him... ""How many fingers am I holding up?"""
"How was copper wire invented? Two Jews found the same penny."
"I have a joke about Ikea but I can't put it together"
"What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea? A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy"
"customer: *looking at menu* what's good? me: not much what's good with you? him: ... him: ... me: chicken salad. the chicken salad is good."
"""You should date black guys""..... How girls tell each other they're fat."
"The thief who stole my calendar... Got 12 months."
"I went in to a pet shop. I said, ""Can I buy a goldfish?"" The guy said, ""Do you want an aquarium?"" I said, ""I don't care what star sign it is."""
"What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing? Nothing."