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Joke of the Day
"How can a woman avoid cleaning, cooking and oral sex for the rest of her life? Grow a penis"
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"One woodworm met another. ""How's life?"" she asked. ""Oh same as usual"" he replied ""boring."""
"You sneak into my room, unnoticed you gently touch one bit of my naked body after the other until you find the most desirable place, then you start sucking. Stupid mosquitoes!"
"Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck? It contained a borscht ton."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's some obscure number.. You've probably never heard of it"
"Men think of arguments as single isolated events. Women, in my experience, think of them as installments in some sort of perpetual continuum"
"The first gay wedding will be taking place in Ireland next week The men's names are Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald."
"Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup? Because his family had stock in the company."
"What do you call a well hung black man? Dead."
"A parakeet that won't shut up equals dinner for fluffy tonight."