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Joke of the Day

"US Soccer Joke What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup? Ghana-RIO!"

"Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin? Because she was his relative"

"What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle? Wok it off! Wok it off!"

"Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves? The lavatory, of course!"

"A Chicken coop has two doors, what would it be called if it had four? A Chicken Sedan"

"I hate when weather reporters talk shit on snow...Like why are u even in the weather biz if ur not down w/ snow"

"Where would you find an algebraic Sailors hat? Indice"

"Little did he know that his foot powered filing system would have made him billions if he had only thought of a better name - The Ped-o-file"

"Satan was all alone with Eve, NAKED, at the forbidden tree and all he did was to convince her to eat a fruit? GAY."

"What's the most confusing day in the hood? Father's Day"