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Joke of the Day

"I just long for a relationship with someone who doesn't make me feel like I'm missing out on something cool on television or the internet."

"People say I'm a stand up guy.. ....but I prefer to sit down when I can. Good morning everyone!"

"(scientists naming weird spiny thing in a bush) Scientist 1: This thing sucks Scientist 2: Yeah! S1: It's hogging all the hedges! S2: Wait."

"Why is Jesus black? Because he's our father, and still hasn't come back yet...."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six-offender! Edit; not my joke!"

"""Ninja kills Mime"" Nobody heard about it"

"Your inspirational tweets were so inspiring they inspired me to unfollow you."

"Melania Trump walks into a bar... and orders and Angel shot with lime."

"My favorite part of the Bible is where Jesus gives money to the rich, tells the poor to suck it up and asks for Caesar's birth certificate."

"Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College? Psi Phi."