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Joke of the Day

"I'm pretty happy that human skin isn't see-through."

"If by ""eat clean"" you mean ""donuts in the shower"", then yes - I eat clean."

"Why are clouds like jockeys? Because they hold the reins!"

"Did you know that a male ejaculates at 27mph? That's why I always get in trouble when I do it in school zones."

"Why can't you run through camp sites? You can only ran because it's past tents."

"What is an electrician's favorite vehicle? A Voltswagen"

"No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house... It's actually just a mynah problem."

"I tried giving my cat a bath... but I keep getting hair in my mouth"

"Oh my gosh! Did you hear about the corderoy pillow? It's making headlines."

"My favorite form of lying to myself is choosing a deodorant scent that contains the words 'active' or 'sport' in it's name."