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Joke of the Day

"I'm pretty happy that human skin isn't see-through."

"The people in this ad look 'indie' & remind me of myself. As a consumer this makes me feel good. Now I will purchase all their products"

"Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road? Trick question. There are no roads in Africa."

"My Japanese dentist became a woman. He's a trans zen dentalist."

"Goya tried to cover up a disaster at one of their factories Someone spilled the beans."

"What would a video game about an abortion nurse be called? Womb raider"

"Why did Nixon never drive on the highway? Because he always took the low road."

"I'm cursed to end every statement I make with Bruno Mars lyrics Don't believe me? Just watch."

"When the pilot says, ""This is your captain speaking,"" I like to brush the hair from his eyes and whisper, ""This is your passenger listening"""

"I just had some mediocre chinese food ... it was Tso Tso"