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Joke of the Day
"If by ""eat clean"" you mean ""donuts in the shower"", then yes - I eat clean."
Next Joke
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."""
"Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor? Because he swept for 20 years."
"What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common? You guessed it: we're all white."
"A weasel walks into a bar And asks for a beer. The bartender says ""we can't serve alcohol to you."" ""I'll just take a pop"" goes the weasel."
"I bet OJ Simpson's friends were really confused when his answer to F/Marry/Kill was ""Yes."""
"Everybody wants to change the world, but no one can find a diaper that's big enough."
"You are what you eat? *eats Natalie Portman*"
"I remember Daddy told me fairy tales can come true so any time an old lady offers me an apple or cookie I kill her and bury her in the woods"
"What do you call a Jewish man's scrotum? Goldman Sachs"