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Joke of the Day
"Why are spiders good swimmers ? They have webbed feet !"
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"My favorite joke: How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!"
"What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac? Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog."
"I like to date intelligent girls who are taller than me. It keeps me on my toes."
"What's your best elephant joke sequence?"
"Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach? Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan."
"Santa is near .... ... I can sense his presents."
"I kept trying to think of puns about the eye during my biology lesson, when we dissected one. To be honest, they kept getting cornea and cornea...."
"Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!"
"What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs? a Shar-Pei :)"