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Joke of the Day
"Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach? Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan."
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"I almost bruised myself yesterday It was a missed ache"
"Lite: the new way to spell ""Light,"" now with 20% fewer letters!"
"Wife online? Kids asleep? Time to relax & unwind with a damp cloth and a bottle of multi-surface cleaner. 'Me time'."
"What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes? A pilot, you racist."
"When is a parent like a child? When he's a miner."
"What is the stretchiest substance known to man? Human flesh, because in the bible it says that Jesus tied his ass to a tree and walked 100 yards."
"The other day I was mocking my wife, ""Why do you wear a bra? You've got nothing to put in it.""...... Fucking bitch replied, ""You wear briefs, don't you?"""
"Who is the best player on the Texans? Watt WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS? Watt **WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS?**"
"If I can, and you can why Clark Kent?"