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Joke of the Day
"Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach? Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan."
Next Joke
"I went the school of hard knocks... My knuckles are still sore."
"It's funny how you think it's your cat leaving all those dead birds on your doorstep."
"What's ET short for? He's only got little legs"
"My girlfriend told me my dick was two inches bigger than her ex!! Then it dawned on me she used to be a lesbian :("
"What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt? Fast food"
"I ate the whole box of slim fast bars. So excited about how skinny I'll be when I wake up tomorrow."
"""I'm gonna look to my left and run as fast as I can."" - Toddlers"
"Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ? It was a scream !"
"Why do tigers always beat cheetahs at hide-and-seek? They've never been spotted."