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Joke of the Day

"Turns out exposing yourself to different cultures just gets you arrested in multiple countries."

"I'm sick of all these passive-aggressive posts. You know who you are."

"Did you hear about the guy who got herpes in his eyebrows? He was looking for love in all the wrong places."

"Why did Princess Dianna cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt."

"Me: Your hair smells so good. Which shampoo is that? My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!"

"""Five year plan?"" [shuffles papers] ...written down here somewhere ... Ahh, here it is, lemme clean the cheese off this Mcmuffin wrapper"

"What do you call a lesbian Eskimo? A Klondike."

"What do we say to the god of procrastination? Not today."

"I'm not racist... I own a color tv!"

"I challenged Brock Lesnar to a fight.. But he ain't got the guts."