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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *cough* *choke* *gargle*"
Next Joke
"What I said: I forgot my book. What the teacher heard: I hate school, I hate you & I don't want to make something out of my life."
"What's black and white and turns cartwheels? A piebald horse pulling a cart!"
"Beer before liquor, alphabetical order"
"My first name is not Damn Signed, Autocorrect"
"Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas? Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite."
"Why doesn't Skrillex like to go fishing? Because he always drops the bass."
"Mr Bean bought a cow Do U Know Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow??? 2 Get Chocolate Milk!!"
"Having an Internet girlfriend is easier than having a real girlfriend because I don't have to suck my gut in."
"Who says you can't make someone love you? I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ."