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Joke of the Day

"Which element of the Periodic Table is the poorest? Antimony. ^I'm ^so ^sorry..."

"What do you call a hispanic gas? Cabron Dioxide!"

"Of his generals, who did Hitler think was the least funniest? Hermann Boering!"

"My carpenter refused to make me a kitchen worktop He said it would be counter-productive."

"AMERICAN DIVORCE If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?"

"I always pick up a huge cucumber up at walmart and yell to my wife ""you said you wanted the biggest one right"" Because I'm a great husband"

"What body movements alert you that a politician is lying? His lips are moving."

"How do you top a car? Tep on the brake, tupid!"

"The kids of today have no respect. They're rude, lazy and swear to make themselves look big and coolnnNothing at all like us..."

"My Ebola outbreak brings the CDC to the yard and they're like, sir that's just irritable bowel syndrome."