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Joke of the Day
"Which element of the Periodic Table is the poorest? Antimony. ^I'm ^so ^sorry..."
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"What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines"
"A man walks in on his wife, an English professor, having sex with his buddy. Honey! How could you! Well.. I'm surprised! She responds: *I'm* surprised. *you* are *astonished*."
"What's the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs."
"Why was the horse farmer arrested? He was raising a colt."
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"An uneducated man was in the hospital` Doctor: I'm sorry,but your kidneys are failing Man: But my kidneys never went to a school?"
"I hate having closure, it's really"
"What's a Lawyers favourite food? suet"
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