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Joke of the Day

"Beer before liquor, alphabetical order"

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"To where going Batman running fast? To the Bathroom"
"If Bernie Sanders gets elected, they should rename the White House the ""Sand Castle""."
"She blinded me with science! (Specifically, a botched LASIK surgery.)"
"The Puzzle - I beat a record. - Oh , what? - I managed to do a puzzle in 15 days on which he had written "" from 3 to 5 years."""
"What does a Jew do to make them love Christmas? Install a parking meter on the roof."
"Do you know why every new bride smiles? Because she just gave her last blow job."
"Pink Panther's TODO list 1. TODO 2. TODO 3. TODO TODO TODO TODO TODOOO"
"Not really a joke, but I thought of a way to diss three people at once. When you see someone's baby the first time, say ""so your mom did tell you how to make ugly babies"""
"You're like an opera singer.... Cause it's all about me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-meeee ----Robert Kelly"