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Joke of the Day
"My first name is not Damn Signed, Autocorrect"
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"Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'? Because they're full of Arab seamen....."
"Why was the condom angry? It was pissed off."
"The winners write the history books... I guess the prize for winning is a boring-ass job?"
"A man walked into a doctor's office . . . He said to the doctor: ""I've hurt my arm in several places."" The doctor said: ""Well don't go there any more."""
"Me: What do gay horses eat? Mom: Oh! I've heard this one, it's Haaaaaaay!"" Me: Wrong. Penises."
"If a leaf and an emo fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo."
"Splinter: Leo. Mikey: I'm Michelangelo. That's Leo. Donny: I'm Donatello. That's Leo. Leo: I thought I was Raphael. - Why they wear masks"
"Why are Ford cars so popular? Because they are affordable."
"""Don't touch the floor. The floor is the lava"" Pompeii, 79 AD"