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Joke of the Day

"What's black and white and turns cartwheels? A piebald horse pulling a cart!"

"dumbledore: our enchanted ceiling shows us wat the sky outside looks like mcgonagall: so...a magic glass ceiling dumbledore: [starts sweating]"

"I bought some shoes of a drug dealer today I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!"

"Static methods won't get this"

"Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures."

"Old joke for Halloween. Why do witches not wear panties? For better grip on the broom"

"What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body? Rigatoni!"

"The guy installing the new security system said we should upgrade because of the increasing crime rate. Typical alarmist."

"Michael Jackson had hoes on his dick when he was younger. But when he got older he had dicks on his hoes."

"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot"