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Joke of the Day
"How to stop a small dog from humping your leg. Pick him up, and suck his dick!"
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"There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."
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