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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit a dog just pants!"

"I suffer from an unusual obsessive compulsive disorder, CDO I have to write acronyms in alphabetical order"

"Country Music Album My friends don't seem to be enjoying my attempt at a Country Music album. It bothers them that the song about Germany runs straight into the song about Poland."

"What does your wife have in common with a Porn actress? They both moan SO much."

"What did the Korean family call their dog? Stu"

"Maxim's Hot 100 List is bogus. Some of those girls look WAY younger than 100."

"What is the difference between Jesus and Hitler? Jesus fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish... Hitler made 6 million Jews toast..."

"Ever since I've downloaded Adblock, all the single girls in my area seem to have lost interest..."

"Whats the difference between reddit and hell? Hell *fires* bad people"

"A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walks into a bar. He orders a drink."