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Joke of the Day

"A girl told me that I have a really strong tongue today. It was my dentist holding my tongue back as the other one was filling a cavity."

"Isn't it nice that soon Justin Bieber will go through puberty, Twilight will end, & Mr.Potter's gone? Everything's going to be normal again"

"2 Pacs of Eminems for 50 Cent? Man that's Ludacris"

"if I was a Trucker, I'd wanna' be 1978 macho karate knowin', funny CB-radio trucker, Not the 2010 meth-addled, restroom-gay-sex,herpes-type."

"Volvo was rated the safest car in America in '94. That's why Kurt Cobain had one, he didn't want to kill himself."

"My 19 yo cousin told me this one What did Euler find in the toilet? Natural log"

"My insomnia is getting worse But I'm not going to lose any sleep over it."

"Spent all day at Legoland with my son during Star Wars weekend. Gushed like a fangirl when I met Darth Vader. He's my Justin Bieber"

"How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final? Brazilians"

"A large marine mammal was recently in Cardiff. It had a Wales of a time."