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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She's forecasting sunny spells."
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"What does a pedophile and a turtle have in common? They both wanna get there before the hare does."
"I emailed Netflix and asked if they had Batman Forever they said, ""No, just till the end of June""."
"Two college grads are standing at a counter... The one says to the other ""I'll have a number 6, super sized"""
"What borders on silly? Mexico & Canada"
"Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes. Pupil : We're not passing notes. We're playing cards !"
"A baby came out of my stomach and I was all ""weird, I don't remember eating that..."""
"I invented a game where people get so stoned they can barely walk & chase each other around the yard. It's called...wait for it: Hash Tag."
"What is Batman's favourite porn site? Motherless.com"
"What happens when Turkeys get the common cold? They quit smoking."