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Joke of the Day

"Do you know how to tell if a date rapist put a roofie in your drink? Wanna beer?"

"""Can I replace the fries with a salad?"" = ""Do you mind if I spit on the American flag?"""

"Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots? He was a lacist."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up"

"When my girlfriend and I decided to make it official, I told her: I have to tell you, before we met, I was... well...promiscuous. Oh cool she exclaimed. I love Greek mythology."

"If you fail to take over a government... You've really screwed the [putsch.](http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/putsch?s=ts)"

"[hits you in the face with newspaper] ""Sorry, I thought your eyebrows were caterpillars."""

"What's a pirate's favourite game? An arrr-pg"

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start ? Well first I created the sun then the earth"

"Sadly, very few people get this joke: ""A termite walks into a bar and asks 'Is the bar tender here?'"" -What's your favorite joke that no one gets?"