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Joke of the Day

"Build a man a fire... Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life."

"I say tomato. You say tomahto. Then I whip out my Webster's dictionary and show you how you pronounced it wrong."

"What does a vampire call a hemophiliac? Diarrhea."

"A feminist told me I really need to take a Women's Studies class. I told her ""There is no way I'm going to spend a semester studying a broad."""

"A rabbi a priest and a crocodile walk into a bar Chuck Norris mother fuckers.....whoooooooooooooo"

"Why is Lorde named thusly? She isn't named thusly, she's named Lorde."

"How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !"

"When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve."

"TIFU by getting and STD from my Grandma she gave me hepatitis G"

"How do you cook toilet paper? You brown it on one side, then throw it in the pot!"