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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay? I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing."

"Who shot the sheriff in Jurassic park? DepuT- Rex..."

"What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!!"

"Just saw a coyote next to the highway... I hope this tunnel ahead isn't just painted on."

"Did you hear about the new $5 million dollar Kentucky State Lottery? The winner gets $5 for a million years."

"What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist? You get repossessed."

"I don't always tell dad jokes But when I do he laughs"

"Went to a great Russian restaurant last night. For dessert, we ordered Chocolate Putin"

"So Darwin comes across a sad penguin in an airport.... He goes up to the penguin and asks, ""Why so angry, you cute little fella?"" The penguin looks up to him and says ""flight's delayed."""

"What would you call a terrible piece of gold? Absolutely Auful!"