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Joke of the Day

"What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering."

"What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White? A panda bear rolling down a hill."

"How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call and tell her about it."

"How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!"

"It's easier to travel back in time and stop yourself from being born than it is to delete your Facebook account."

"TIL that 4/20 is Hitler's birthday. The jews definitely got baked today."

"A woman walked into a library and asked for a book on euphemisms. So the librarian took her up the rear aisle and let her have it."

"Pro tip: ""Hold my drink"" is not a proper response to ""License and registration, please."" ...... apparently."

"Why does everyone make fun of Batmans old suit, the one with the nipples? Bats have nipples. Hell, that's the most sensitive part of a bat."

"Walking past a new employee's desk & yelling, ""Do you think it's a good idea to be surfing porn on your first day?"" will never get old."