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"Hits rock bottom. *adds Geologist to resume"
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"What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict? One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless."
"Honest ads - 'Hot singles in your area want to be just friends'. 'Hot singles in your area think of you more like a brother'."
"Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus? He refused to integrate."
"Why did the horse run into the bar? He didn't jump high enough."
"What do you get if you drink too much Gin? A double Gin"
"CW: It's gonna get cold! Me: You're gonna die. CW: Excuse me? Me: Sorry, I thought we were pointing out the obvious."
"I entered what I ate for lunch into my calorie counting app and it uninstalled itself."
"Sir it would appear that you have sugar poisoning ""You mean Diabetes?"" Ooh look at me, I'm a patient that knows all the diseases ooh"
"What sort of a car has your dad got? I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas."