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Joke of the Day

"A sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse a man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears... Personally I think its nuts."

"I'd be calmer defusing a bomb after four Red Bulls than watching someone else use my laptop."

"IF SIMBA COULD GROW TO THE SIZE OF A HEALTHY ADULT LION EATING BUGS THEN SO CAN I"

"An attractive Girl sits on a guys lap After a few second the girl asks ""You don't have a boner? How do you do it?"" The man replies ""Its harder than you think."""

"My girlfriend asked me to stop singing Wonderwall I said maybeeee..."

"Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning."

"GENIE: you have found my lamp, so I must grant you four wishes ME: I thought it was three? GENIE: You need four"

"Wife: Go out for breakfast? Me: Sure! Wife: Ok, let me shower first. *showers, dresses & puts on makeup* Me: Where should we have lunch?"

"Got drunk and did my taxes, i am getting back 1 zillion dollars, 2 slaves, and somehow the state of Rhode Island, this can't be right."

"Why do girls like to have a dog? Because it suits their personality, a bitch."