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Joke of the Day
"Help! I've been canned with preserved fruits! I guess you could say I'm in a jam."
Next Joke
"ME: [leaning over toilet] Hold back my hair YOU: Ok ME: [drinks from toilet like dog] YOU: You've made your point I'll wash up some glasses"
"You've seen nothing until you've seen a picture of a pigeon having a job interview to become a pigeon:"
"Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !"
"My career as a karate instructor was tragically curtailed when parents found out I was wholly unqualified & just enjoyed kicking children."
"Parents are like future electric cars They can go for years without recharging"
"A three legged dog walks into a bar... Goes up to the bartender and says ""I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."""
"For my birthday, I got a Rolex from my lesbian neighbor. I think she misunderstood me when I told her I wanna watch."
"My ex-girlfriend has a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh. and if you hold your ear against it, you can smell the sea."
"I've tried every drug but crack. Who you callin' buttcrack, asshole?!?!"