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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest thing in the morning? Getting your mom to leave!!! Ooooo Thought it'd be a penis joke, didn't ya. Those are to easy"

"Where do epileptics love to eat? Little Seizures"

"One of my friends had a baby today, and another got a puppy. I think we all know which one I'm going to visit."

"If Donald Trump was Chinese, what would his name be? ...Wong."

"Yo mama so fat... ... The holiday photos are still printing"

"When I was growing up my parents used to tell me that I can be anyone I wanted. Now the police call that Identity theft."

"What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him? Thanks Verstappen."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None!"

"Why are people without converse shoes dangerous? Because they own none chucks."

"My Chinese dad told me all Chinese Women look the same... That's why he's a polygamist."