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Joke of the Day

"So, a snake walks into a bar.... And the bartender asks in surprise ""how'd you do that?!"""

"Me: Nice biker jacket. You ride? Him: No Me: So you're a liar? Him: Me: Him: Nice yoga pants Me: That jacket looks so awesome on you!"

"How do you kill Donald Trump? You dont, that would be a poor life decision you would most likely be imprisoned. But you get to practice your TRUMPet."

"Why did the Soviet union fail? Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P"

"Two elephants and a snake jumped off a cliff... Boom Boom Tsss"

"Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man? A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig."

"A guy got hit by a car in his left side. He's all right now."

"Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks? Because his number couldn't fit in their phones"

"Men are like Bluetooth. When they're close they're connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment."

"If all the women in the world died at once.... It would be a pain in the arse"