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Joke of the Day
"Two elephants and a snake jumped off a cliff... Boom Boom Tsss"
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"Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother."
"[woman on death row] ""Your last meal?"" - I don't care. You pick. ""Fish?"" - Gross no ""Steak?"" - No. Anything is fine tho. ""Pasta?"" - Ew carbs"
"History Of The Hipster Culture That You Probably Never Heard Of, But Whatever #futurecollegeclass"
"A bottle of food coloring jumped off a building... It dyed."
"A giraffe walks into a bar And says ""Hey everybody the high balls are on me!"""
"Fun prank: Just leave random ""I'm sorry I hit your car"" notes on people's cars and watch them look for a non existent dent."
"Ready for battle, I taunted Monday and spit in its face, but when I woke up from my drunken haze, I realized I'd been yelling at Sunday."
"Why did the Reddit cross the line?"
"I bought a new pair of shoes the other day I don't know what they laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."