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Joke of the Day

"I want to make a BDSM joke but I keep getting tied up on the punchline"

"Did you hear about the erectile dysfunction support group meeting? It was a total flop, nobody came."

"I rang up British Telecom, I said, ""I want to report a nuisance caller"", he said ""Not you again"". "

"Timing. Why don't Norwegians tell good jokes?"

"The lottery gives you about a 1 in 200 million chance you won't be going to work tomorrow. Alcohol will give you a 1 in 5. #PowerballFever"

"I accused the construction man for damaging my sidewalk. ""You are going to need concrete evidence if you want to prove me guilty"""

"Do white boys with dreadlocks know about Garnier Fructis?"

"If you ever get cold... Just stand in a corner. They're usually around 90 degrees!"

"I recently took a hepatitis test... I kicked ass, too. I got two As, a B, and a C!"

"How does Brutus eat his salad? With a knife and Caesar dressing."