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Joke of the Day

"Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates? I guess that some people just want to see the world turn"

"Hub: What time is our movie tonight? Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 ""Back off ladies. He's mine"""

"If a quiz is quizical, what is a test ? Title."

"It's so frustrating when your therapist tells you to go to your happy place then yells at you when you show up at her house"

"What do call a disgraceful Asian Nothing they're not your child anymore"

"A lot of people are talking about Usain Bolt. I guess it's a running joke."

"December 1 is the biggest day in the plumbing business as millions of ill-prepared men shave their mustaches over a sink"

"Dating Tip: Surprise the woman you are courting with a bouquet of cats"

"Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess snails make? Credit to Oney in [this](http://youtu.be/lZWJKhLe6wo?t=7m46s) for that one."

"""One mans trash is another mans treasure"" Is a good quote... But apparently its not the best way to tell your kid he's adopted."