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Joke of the Day

"""One mans trash is another mans treasure"" Is a good quote... But apparently its not the best way to tell your kid he's adopted."

"Every once in a while someone really special walks into your life. That person is usually delivering a pizza"

"I pet my dog and he didn't wag his tail. Is he seeing someone else? Is the magic gone? Do we need to spice things up? I'll dress like a cat."

"a dyslexic man walks into a bra"

"What's the number ten's favorite Spanish phrase? Diez mio!"

"I had a Menage a trois organised... There were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time."

"My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from local zoo."

"If you open your iPhone camera when it's reversed, and your own face scares and shames you, it's considered cardio."

"What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !"

"Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the others relies on tales..."