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"A man walked into a bar Ouch!"

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"My favorite pokemon joke What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff? Pikachu, that's all he can say."
"computer jokes Client to designer: ""It doesn't really look purple. It looks more like a mixture of red and blue."""
"I used to be a hesitant hugger... But I've learned to embrace it."
"What's Mr. T's favorite band? the Foo Fighters"
"How do normal people vs feminists laugh? Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe.."
"[calls work] I'm sorry I can't come into work today ""is everything alright?"" [getting owned in an argument on YouTube] no"
"Q: Did you hear about the incompetent lumberjack? A: He just couldn't cut it, so he was forest fired."
"How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter? Don't worry, they'll let you know."
"What's the difference between a Zippo and a Hippo? One is heavy, and one is a little lighter"