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Joke of the Day
"A man walked into a bar Ouch!"
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"*Food hits floor* Little Germs: ""Let's get it!"" King Germ: ""No!!! We must wait 5 seconds......"""
"What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill? Hope you're ready for the next episode"
"Where do graphic designers go for a drink? CGI Friday's"
"What's the difference between a prostitute in the bath tub and a nun? The nun has hope in her soul."
"How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb? ***Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***"
"[trick or treating] ""Oh, what a cute little...what's she doing?"" Me: potty training. ""In my pumpkin?!"" Me: She likes the heated seat."
"Did you mean pacific or specific? Cuz seriously, one is an ocean."
"A news report says hackers stole $1 Billion dollars from banks around the world. And several pens."
"don't usually brag about helping people, but when I saw an old lady drop her groceries, I yelled: ""lift with a straight back!"" it felt good"